But, soon enough, John had a gun pointing to his temple in a very unfriendly way:
- Well, goodbye Freddie, goodbye everybody...
- ... See you soon, Freddie went on, very sad.
- Oooh, mama, I don't wanna die!!!
- You're such a sweet guy, John! Even at a time such as this, you're quoting from my best song ever! Freddie smiled towards him, deeply moved.

Right at that moment, the doors opened with a bang and a tall, dark, curly-haired guy, shaking a guitar in his hands, came in, shouting madly:
- Aaahh!!! Mamma mia, I'm gonna kill you all!
- Brian? John smiled. I just wanted to say goodbye to you, before I go...
- You ain't sayin' goodbye to no one and you ain't goin' nowhere, except to the blasted concert tonight! Where have you all been? We're already late, guys!
- Sorry, Brian, Freddie said, Roger was tryin' to kill us and we were...
- What's this stupid game all about? Rog, have you gone out of your mind?!

The drummer tried to order to his soldiers to fetch him, but it was too late, Brian's guitar smashed him on the head. The same happened to John, for being the cause of all this mess. Freddie instead avoided the hurricane, kissing Brian on the cheek, with a huge smile:
- Ooooh, Brian, you're a hero, you saved my life and my nails! You're so amazing, baby!

Still recovering, John uttered to Roger:
- That's it, I'm quitting the secret services!
- Yeah, me too, it's too risky. From now on, I'll stick to my drums... They didn't tell me I was supposed to face Brian's guitar. I'm not taking this one risk, no way!
John mumbled angrily:
- And it's not fair: we've been fighting from the very beginning, he shows up in the end, smashes us with his guitar. And then he's the one who gets Freddie's eternal gratitude! Heeeeeey, not fair at all!

Hearing this, Brian turned towards him:
- Well, John, life is not a James Bond movie. Sometimes, it's not fair, indeed, but if you're still lucky to be alive...
Brian stopped, thinking about what to say next.
- Now there comes a big bloody philosophy, John uttered.
- No... if you're still lucky to be alive, you can, just as well, play bass in my band!...

... And they all lived happily ever after... well, at least when they didn't get smashed by Brian's guitar, whatsoever!

The Cast:

Starring:
* John Bond, Secret Agent 000: the gorgeous John himself
* The beautiful woman: Freddie in disguise (not hard to do, with those nails...)
* The evil Nazi officer: Roger (blonde and blue-eyed, like all Nazi officers)
* Guest smashing appearance: Brian

Image: none - or the screen of your computer :)
Music: Queen (of course!)
Director: Alexa C.

Scrisa de Alexa Ciucu
© Alexa Ciucu 2004

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